Hmm, been having trouble with the name of the podcast changing. Seems my plugin and wordpress had a conflict. I have corrected it - finally! The website will show "The Regis Jack Experience" while the podcast will still be called "Satans Jello Chunks" - the only different then six months ago is that I removed the appostrophe because it caused issues.
That's my recent News and Updates. Not that exciting. Sorry you had to read it. - Regis Jack
Warning: This is not meant to be read by children or anyone who is offended by, well anything.
It's that time of year when we celebrate the man of the season, that jolly old elf, the stranger from the manger - wait, strike that last one, that's what Christmas is REALLY about. I'm talking about Kris Kringle, aka Saint Nickolas (or just St. Nick for short), aka Father Christmas, aka Santa Claus.
No matter what name you refer to him as, he will always be Santa Claus to me. And when I think of him I think of the North Pole, Mrs. Claus, his elves that make the toys, his sleigh and flying reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph (by a strange coincidence those are the name of the strippers I saw last night). But the most important thought that comes to mind is that Santa is magic for children, but not for me. For me, I see his evil purpose.
Well, it's been two years since my last Valentine's Day rant and it's time to do it again. But first, let's recap.
Valentine's Day, 1969 – the day I was ... conceived. Yes, believe it or not, there is a high probability I was conceived on that very holiday back in nineteen hundred and mutual oral sex. This would probably explain my - curiosity over the day..
When I was wee lad in elementary school back in the old country, we exchanged valentines with our classmates every February 14th. This was at a time when you only gave valentines to people you liked. This meant, I didn't receive any. This was before the "give everyone in class a valentine" rule was in place to insure no one felt left out. I didn't care for Valentine's Day.
