Finally, I Don't Care

I just returned from spending 4 days at the beach and I have realized that for those 4 days, I didn't give a crap about anything. It was great. But instead of writing some insightful, yet entertaining blog post about, I'm just going to make a list of what I remember from the beach.

• iPad was great for navigation (although I could really use better directions)


• Butt Fuzzies


• My fingers prune when it rains, but in and around the ocean, nope.


• Bitch Slapped by the waves


• Naked


• Dead Jellyfish *sniff*


• Tiny Crabs (spider-like) used for fishing bait


• Watching the sunrise, even when it was hazy


• It burns when I pee now


• Watching the moon rise


• Bleeding like a stuck pig


• Big Ass Hole (three words)


• Let's talk about drinking (but shoot me in the head first)


• Sleeping to the sound of the ocean.

That's all for now.  Sorry you had to read it.